How to lose a groom in 7days

Well I don’t like the traditional marriage way, to let the grooms parents come and see the girl and then they describe her to the groom and if they liked how she looked like, they’ll come back and if not they’ll go back home and say she has a big nose, small eyes, bad skin, big hips, ugly face, her right eyebrow is plucked badly…etc. Well I prefer that I meet the guy and to know him more before going in to a deep relationship based on the appearance, in my opinion not the looks but the personality should lead me to the engagement step.
I always think of girls whose forced to marry guys they don’t get along with just because their parents WANT to, and finds them as suitable for them, so I thought of some wicked ideas to make a groom NEVER COME BACK:
1) Make yourself stupid use the words... (HA? What? What did u mean?)
2) Wear gloves so that he thinks u have issues in your hand
3) Dirty nails trust me this will work out
4) Put glue on your hands and let it dry, it'll look like old woman's skin and keep shaking them
5) Put powder on your hair as if its dandruff
6) Sneeze or cough in his face or in his coffee
7) Spill the coffee on him